Heaven: Hi hell.
Hell: Howdy partner.
Heaven: Nice time in hell.
Hell: Could be better if you joined me.
Heaven: Then there wouldn't be any fun.
Hell: How?
Heaven: You're there.
Hell: Am I.
Heaven: I couldn't tell.
Hell: Well imagine a pond on the lawn of an apartment complex. Are you imagining?
Heaven: Ice creeeeeam.
Hell: Heaven.
Heaven: Yes Hell.
Hell: Are you imagining?
Heaven: Proceed. Sort of.
Hell: What's that suppose to mean?
Heaven: O you fucking bastard.
Hell: Language.
Heaven: HA..UHAAHAAAAUHAAAAAHA
Hell: ckunf
Heaven: A fucking devilish, demonic, serpentine, twisted, satanic, male-witched, idiot named Lucie just said, or better yet told me to watch my language.
Hell: Again! Language*SHOUTS*.
Heaven: I'm listening. YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME THE STORY*Starts off with tweet voice then sad puppy voice*.
Hell: O you're interested.
Heaven: Open. I'm open.
Hell: AYO.
Heaven: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.
Hell: IT..
Heaven: Rhetorical*Mockery voice*.
Hell: It means..
Heaven: Rhetorical you fucking idiot...
Hell: It means that you...
Heaven: Rhetorical you fucking idiot means what you will say now
Hell: It means that you suck at rhetoricals.
Heaven: If rhetoricals be this rock, you'd be either the goo on the bottom of a slug or snail or rain. The controller of rain who sucks on the spot where the moisterising perspiration from his mouth is until you the controller gets cotton mouth.
Hell: There's this pond on the corner of this apartment complexs lawn. In the pond they're are fishes. Above the pond on one side water falls. What's that called Heaven, you're all knowing and righteous.
Hell: Good you noticed. It's called this is it. It is your story. Proceed. Be please.
Heaven: Be procession. Expert I am.
Hell: I super. I breakdown what's up. I destroy what's up. I put together sup. I breakdown perfect. I take away half. I given per.
Heaven: I eat you. You come back as my mommy. My daddy. My Godwho.
Hell: There's this pond...
Heaven: Fuck the pond.
How: Hell?
Heaven: You tell me.
Hell: Dick it doaaawwwwnnn! Or water slap. Then water whip. Or huck-pooh in it. Or keep it moving. Or wink-wnk. Or sit on edge and think of a better pond.
Heaven: What about drink it's water.
Hell: A pond. A water fountain a pond not.
Heaven: You are pond of fond.
Hell: Which is why story I tell.
Heaven: The fishies in the pond are bored.
Hell: How the fuckermuffin.
Heaven: Not what it's called.
Hell: Huh.
Heaven: Huh uh. No you did nerrrrr.
Hell: Fuck you.
Heaven: Sheet.
Hell: You mean sheet-rock resembles this background.
Heaven: Huh.
Hell: In the future it'll make sense to someone if not you.
Heaven: It's only me and you what the fuck...
Hell: Your language. Watch you're fucking languino.
Heaven: What the pis hair are babbling, brushing, pits tits about Hell. I should call you Hell cause your Hellarious.
Hell: *laugh*
Heaven: Finish the story. I'm started to get short/long term memory loss syndromes.
Hell: Heaven*suspicious face*.
Heaven: Why?
Hell: You made me! You did this. You put this on yourself. You fucked the fucker. Now watch.
Heaven: Let's play and watch. Let's act and view.
Hell: There was one fish very inquisitive to life just as much as pond mates. One fish new of another side that would intrigue all mates. That one fish waited until the perfect moment before letting them all breath a breathe that couldn't be felt, heard, or seen. That one fish said follow me through this tunnel where the other water disperse is at. That one fish brought them. That one fish brought them to a world much larger, interesting, or so it seemed. That one fish told them the story about the first time taking a trip to their destination. That one fish told them that day he went there for the very first time he witnessed the mass killings of other fishes similar in size and dissimilar in color. The killings according to That one fish is due to this big, gigantic, humungous fish named Sharkeshe. That one fish told them Sharkeshe just wanted and needed the fishes similar to us in size to move. That one fish said to them that Sharkeshe didn't know how to explain to them that he wanted and needed them to see him as a fish not a Shark. That one fish said that everything would be better if everyone did that. That one fish said only after would everything be wrong again if the thought of having to move out of the Sharks way is the thought they allow to linger in instead of the thought of beating the Shark down the stream faster than any other fish has swam. The fish allowed more thoughts to ponder with the story in mind and with every detail engraved in their mind hoping for a perfect twist. The swindle is much appreciated with thirst. The dry is the calm. The calm needs love too. The calm is Sharkeshe sometimes. That's life. That one fish said after several visits, encounters and near death experiences he decided to stay where he came from for a while. That one fish told his pond mates about this place and they thought that he's insanely in genius after a while. That one fish had them follow him through the tubed gateway to the other side. They experienced so many emotions. Emotions that some couldn't take for too long only to say that they thought they couldn't take it for this long. Why stop now that's fucking boring. That. Not what you did before that's boring. That one fish said you doubtful fools. I am Sharkeshe. When you meet the maker I feel sorry for you smfh. That one fish said here's the goal for me. Whenever I feel to go here I do, whenever I feel to stay here I do. The same about where we came from.
Heaven: In other words If Heaven doesn't want or need to be in in a freezer for more than thirty seconds I go to the fire. Then if I don't want to be in fire for more than thirty seconds I go back to freezer. Then if it's a week or decade and a year I stay until I go to heaven for maybe a short time or forever.
Hell: Yea.
Heaven: Well that ruins everything.
Hell: How.
Heaven: You to told us what we're doing. That's that word in the beginning we mentioned. Could be anonymous, could be that word that you used to pity, epitomize, discomfort your comforted way of thought. Instead of being blunt. Quick Strike.
Now it's over.
Hell: Yea that's it.
Heaven: You we said we'Re together, lovely married, combined, and could never be apart no matter the time and place difference.
Hell: I know!
Heaven: Did you know I can tell you everything bluntly and you won't understand what will come after.
Hell: Yes*Questioning him/herself with confusion*
Heaven: There's more on the other side. This side is still here. I eat ice cream. On spoon. Ice cream in my cup. I eat cup of ice cream. Ice cream in bucket. You eat bucket ice cream. Ice cream in store. I eat stores ice creams. Ice cream from milk. Milk from cows. God make and give us cow not for anything but milk. No other animal allows amother species to touch without first being confused or curious besides cow. We have nice frome cows milk like cheese.
Hell: Ouuu cheeeeeeeeeeese.
Heaven: Yes we have nice from everything fruit, food from garden, plants. Fake meat.
Hell: Why not real meat?
Heaven: I'd rather eat the white chocolate version of you someone tricked me to thinking it is meat. Then again I'd rather eat white chocolate if it is better than meat and it doesn't effect me the way I'd rather to be affected.
Hell: You'Re amazingly me. Took us long enough.
Heaven: We must travel in order to see newer nouns.
Hell: We do.
Heaven: Not E.